Planeswalkers for the cuteness win. I’m going to need them all.
I love Magic mainly because of the Cult of Rakdos.
“Founded by parun Rakdos, an ancient demon, the Cult of Rakdos attend to menial labor and the services industry, which includes some less-than-savory offerings, such as assassination, as well as more agreeable ones, such as the catering (i.e., food service) and entertainment industries.”
CULT OF RAKDOS, NOW OFFERING ASSASSINATIONS AND CATERING
LET’S TALK ABOUT RAKDOS.
I HAVE A THING FOR DEMONS. (I HAVE AN ENTIRE 5 PAGES IN MY TRADE BINDER DEVOTED TO THEM.) AND RAKDOS SITS NEAR AT THE TOP OF MY FAVORITE DEMONS OF ALL TIME LIST. HE’S LIKE… NUMBER THREE. AFTER PRINCE OF THRALLS AND GRISELBRAND.
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE SHOULD LOOK AT THE GUILD THAT WAS FORCED INTO EXISTENCE BECAUSE OF HIM.
"FORCED? THE RAKDOS DO THAT KIND OF STUFF BECAUSE THEY ARE CRAZY!" THIS IS, AS USUAL, YOU. YOU ARE SAYING THIS. ALSO AS USUAL, YOU ARE WRONG.
THE RAKDOS WERE CREATED ORIGINALLY BECAUSE RAKDOS HIMSELF NEEDED A PLAYTHING. HE’S POWERFUL. VERY POWERFUL. PERHAPS MORE POWERFUL THAN NIV-MIZZET OR THE OBZEDAT. HE ALSO SEEMS TO BE NARCOLEPTIC BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT I SUPPOSE. THE OTHER PARUNS, THE ORIGINATORS OF THE GUILDPACT, GAVE RAKDOS A GUILD SO THAT HE WOULD NOT BLOW UP THE WHOLE PLANE OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM.
THE RAKDOS LITERALLY EXIST TO SATISFY HIS WHIMS.
Praise the sun!
Soldiers’ Angels #WarDogs
if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry